you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
