Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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