Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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