are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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