Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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