Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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