I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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