i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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