there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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