Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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