But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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