I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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