I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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