you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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