Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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