Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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