Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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