You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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