friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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