Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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