I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
There r osticjed everywhere
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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