I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
you will always have a special place in my vag
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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