Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
kristin has been a bad kristin
I can text with my tongue
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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