we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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