You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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