he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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