Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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