I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Randomize
