cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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