Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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