Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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