Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I have aggressive nipples.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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