is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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