Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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