k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
