Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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