Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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