problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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