Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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