And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
