i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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