Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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