with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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