why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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