How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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