I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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