For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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