I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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