Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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