Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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